Moderatedevil's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cloak and Dagger]

Not if I kiss you first~

[g r o o v y]

I think this was the calmest groove ever to be had. It made me elevate to a higher power of being

Asskick247 responds:

why thank you!

[The Donald]

This is constantly playing on his cassette player.

[Newgrounds Member's Sex Stories #1]

The VA isnt accustomed to this and its evident. It sounds pretty bad, thats not because of her voice because with training it could be good. Its part the script and the way she speaks. Is she doing a powerpoint presentation? Anyway. The script isnt easy to listen to. I think a better approach for it would to be more comedic rather than so boringly serious, plus you add political jabber where it doesnt make sense. If you did it more comedically you could fit in a lot of your ramblings yet present them as funny while it still not being a major turn from whatever it is your talking about. A lot of unnecessary information (which some doesnt even do its job in being descriptive) and since its not funny Im trying to picture it being "sexy". However neither the voice nor the script does absolutely anything for me. It bores me. You tend to also jump around a lot, and some of the information is rather doubtful, but I guess could be somewhat plausible. But seriously, who has sex for 6-7 hours? Also like I have told you in chat, you should have titled this, "Belthagors Sex Story" it makes much more sense. I hate leaving reviews that are almost entirely negative, but you did beg me to leave one. The script is one thing but to submit something to the audio portal it also has to be enjoyable to listen to, unfortunately this was not. Im no stranger to posting shit but still, this is what I personally think. Keep practicing, and be open for criticism, in chat you kept claiming your work was good when people disagreed you'd double down, call us bots or claim some woman whom you stated to be an intellectual said it was amazing. Defeats the purpose for a review, no? I dont mean to shit on you, but theres things in life we have to do and acknowledge. I dont think you're stuck making things no one understands or likes if you focus on improving. And while practice does help, you may need to change how you do certain things. Breaking habits is awfully hard I know, but you must. On the bright side though, this piece is more coherent than others. Its hard to accept that what we put our hearts in may not be the best, but you can do better, so long as you strive to. You can choose to ignore my review, maybe its wrong, maybe its not. But from reading reviews from your other work people do agree with at least some of the things I say. You dont have to care about it, if all you want is to please yourself then go ahead. I dont mind and it doesnt matter if I did. Let me ask you something though. What did you honestly expect people to get out of this? Or yourself for that matter.

Belthagor responds:

Well, by people reading this they will be more knowledgeable on how to time orgasms so both partners come at the same time. What else lets see: How to free your inhibitions without alcohol. -To massive levels in fact. To avoid GMOs for better sex between men and women. I could go on. And it is a bit comedic... (The Door hinge/spring part.)

[Town Creep]

A villain in one of those 2D games with a style similar to OFF mayhaps?

I think a weird art style would go well with the song, and I dig it. My affinity with these sorts of things is probably why I dont enjoy a lot of games nowadays. Id love to see someone try to use this though!

[the forgotten]

I love music that could fit into a walking flash loop that ends in the character blowing his brains out or something. Then pan out with a cheerier version that feels unsettling and unnatural. Nostalgic in that way :') Haha nice work dude

[Smell of the Dragon]

*makes mouth sounds*

Syntrus responds:

watcha!!! Woyo wa watcha!

[Green meadow]

I can picture funky looking legs strutting in long strides at the park to this.

[Where Have You Been? - Reel Big Fish (Acoustic Cover)]

Im weeping

[Freebasing DMT]

There's no fighting. There's running. Warping also constitutes as running, right?