Total Medals Earned: 1,936 (From 322 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,815 Points
Medals Earned: 1/26 (10/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 4/14 (45/375 points)
Politely decline
Find the secret spot
Defeat Clown
Defeat Sheriff
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/85 points)
Relax to the max
Drop out, become fat, and still not have time to relax.
Earn a stellar grade
Touch the finger
Make the varsity team
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Overachieve ALL the things!
Must... touch... 1... more...
Medals Earned: 4/4 (85/85 points)
Kill the final boss
Kill two enemies with one throw of the sword
Get your sword stuck when you need to save your pal
Don't die even once and complete the game
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 4/9 (20/110 points)
Hit Donald Trump for the first time.
Hit Donald trump 5 times.
Have your 3rd "political debate" with Donald Trump.
You missed Trump 3 times in Classic and got fired.
Hit your very first shot.
Hit Donald Trump 10 times in a row.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Lose all your credits.
Win with three hearts.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (140/140 points)
Find Darnell to join Pico in an Uberkid killing ramage
Find Nene to join Pico in an Uberkid killing ramage
25 Uberkid Kills
50 Uberkid Kills
3 Uberkid Exploder Kills
2 Uberkid Shooters Kills
2 Uberkid Unicycle Boomerangers Kills
Help Pico find both Nene & Darnell so a serious gun-fight can begin
100 Uberkid Kills
300 Uberkid Kills